seriously Tori... stop....
I'm seriously out of control.... no, I don't need to go into rehab or anything... I need to just stop being stupid!
I think going 2 years without sex messed with my inhibitions a little bit... cuz now I'm acting like a stupid child... and I'm THIRTY FUCKING FIVE!!!
I have a ring on my finger and I can only fucking guess where it came from, who gave it to me, or why I have it on...
All I can imagine is that I ended up making out with some boy and he put it there... but who? Fuck if I know... I did call MMM and she got me home, alone... but she doesn't know where it came from either...
The Jedi was out with us last night... he may know... how akward is that... "um... hey... do you know where I got this ring?"
My lord Tori... you weren't with Prince Charming... and you really like him... what the hell were you thinking?!?!? Leave it to you to finally find something good and ruin it because you drank one too many German Chocolate Cake shots...
Labels: questionable mental state
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Well... at least it isn't on the commitment finger. Bling Bling baby...
When I saw the excerpt of this post in my feed reader, at first I thought you woke up married.
Slut! LOL
2 years of NOTHING???? OMG.
Is the ring at least worth something? :P
You could have gotten hitched, maybe the guy was just too drunk to put it on the correct finger.
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