This isn't about you...

or you... or you over there... it's just a general statement that I'm making after realizing the predicament that I've been in and/or put other people in over the last few months...

I hate "that line" that happens to get crossed after "one too many"... I have a very thin line... it's almost impossible for me to see... MMM can see it... and I NEVER listen to her when she says she sees it coming... I'll fight her for "one more drink"... and if she doesn't let me have it I'll do everything in my sneaky ass power to get another one. Whether it be get a guy to buy me one, sneak a drink of hers... I'm telling you... anything.

And once the line is crossed... there is no going back. I usually don't remember jack shit... and I have my friends to thank for making sure I get home (or someones) safe & sound... maybe broken... but still...

More than once this weekend, I've looked at someone and gone "oh... please don't have that cocktail/beer/glass of wine!"

More than once this weekend, I've had to bite my tongue to stop myself from talking shit... knowing that all it would take is the right combination of vodka & mixer to have the situation completely flipped...

I've decided I really don't like being the sober one.... and I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing!

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