Retail Therapy can FOAD...

So I needed to put gas in my car today, so I logged onto my banks website and I'm appalled at how low my balance is!!!! So I go to look at recent purchases.... hmmmmm...

Well... since my... hmmm... what to call it... it's not heartbreak... more like hopebreak... (and no I'm not talking about the v-date... I'm talking about the one I'm still thinking about... the one I miss more than I should... the one that I "can't let go")... anyway... since the end of January... I've purchased 4 pairs of shoes, a 30G iPod, a bunch of accessories for said iPod, a new tattoo, an extra Gig of RAM for my laptop, dozens of drinks & meals with friends, a pound of Dark Chocolate Nuts & Chews, and a day at the spa that I totally spent too much money on... considering the only difference is my hair is a bit shinier than normal...

Dude... Retail Therapy does not work!!!!!! I still think about the Jedi... I still think about the one I knew I'd never have... shit... I even think about the dumb v-date and how well things went on V-Day and WTF went wrong that he won't even reply to an email asking if he's still alive...

I love the iPod... and my laptop is fast as lightning now... but damn... a lobotomy would have been a lot cheaper!