crank calls

wtf?

so on my home phone... a number that I give to no-one except Albertsons & Safeway to get my "deals".... I get 2 calls last night... they knew my name... they told me they wanted to suck my toes...

I also have "private" calls calling the cell phone... which is my work phone... it's a girl that always says "sorry wrong number"... but I just think it's J's gf... which is fine... who am I to get mad at a jealous girlfriend? right?

I give Jedi the letter and now Coast Guard boy, J-man and crank caller man are all giving me the attention that I want from Jedi... there's also the SS cutie who plays Lego Star Wars and comes to check on me every day...

I suppose this could be the reason "you can't always get what you want" by the rolling stones keeps running thru my head...